D.C. Mayor "Vinnie" Gray arrested for trying to influence a vote in D.C.

In response the the 2012 Congressional Budet agreement, the mayor of D.C. and several council members protested the lack of input from D.C. officials. The budget has riders that prohibit the District of Columbia from spending any locally generated revenue on abortions, places D.C.'s needle exchange program in limbo, and continues a program that allows students to use federally funded vouchers to attend private schools. Here is a spoof of how it all played out.

D.C. Mayor Vincent "Vinnie" Gray and other D.C. officials that have been having legal troubles were arrested yesterday for civil disobedience. Council Chairman Kwame "Dos Navigatos" Brown, who could possibly face a federal investigation concerning campaign finance misuse and reporting, was also arrested. Apparently, "Vinnie" Gray and "Dos Navigatos" Brown were behind a mastermind plot to undermine the federal budget and sought to influence the vote concerning that budget.

Also involved were Michael "Money Making" Brown the I-at-Large council member and Tommy "Big Gun" Wells. Wards four and seven council reps, Yvette Alexander and Muriel "The Bruiser" Bowser were also rounded up in this sweep of arrests that took place on Constitution Ave in the northeast quadrant of D.C. It has been reported that all of the council members along with mayor "Vinnie" Gray were caught red-handed conspiring to influence budget decisions, with dozens of witnesses available for testimony

Feeling the need to protect their territory from a new player in the area, "Big Balls" Boehner from Ohio, the council sought advice from a former delegate, now congresswoman. Not caught in the conspiracy round-up was Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton, known to those in her circle simply as, "Big Mama" has become very elusive to authorities. "Big Mama" was not present at the meeting on Constitution Avenue and information from an unnamed source is "that she refused to be a part of it because she was not allowed to vote on the agreed upon course of action."

"Big Balls" Boehner and is cohorts look to move into D.C. and have apparently frozen the funds of this band of conspirators known now as the "Organized Council." "Vinnie" Gray was very vocal in his thoughts of how it is unfair that his council could not spend the funds they generated how they saw fit due to federal oversight; and thought that being penalized for spending said funds was absurd...he and the rest of his council have also been reported to never use ATM machines outside of their banking network.